He was a good man, but words like this can and probably will be misconstrued in today's analysis. Unfortunately, when people today talk about being "moral" they're talking about denying evolution, science, and equal rights. Nobody should be for that.

Unfortunately when NBC tried to interview him about the run, he broke the camera

Make it spring NOW dammit.

Do you know how hard it is to actually put together a McDonald's burger? First you have to toast the bun, being careful not to jam your hand into the oven because you're too stoned to have that kind of coordination. Then you have to put the ketchup and mustard on without getting it on your crotch, because the…

Eli did the same exact thing at his press conference, but the only guy there was homeless.

@Bender44: I never thought about that. It does seem odd, but I'm pretty sure she wasn't a stripper...

. So my lust for an appendix rupture has cooled considerably.

Also a personal matter? His cheesesteak fetish.

@Darklighter: If you're going to torrent, just flip your provider the bird.

Hello Morning DUAN. How are you drunks feeling this morning?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: AdBlock Plus will keep you from ever seeing the ad.

"I've been so encouraged by the acceptance that I've gotten, I don't want to upset the pot, so to speak,"

Wait, when did you guys start a magazine?

Mark Chumura tried a similar approach, but Gilbert Brown ate every bag.

Daddy, why are those two men kissing

Griffin's first piece of advice? Stay away from Anderson Silva.

Any fan fiction that doesn't end with Stacy using a strap-on on Clinton is clearly fake.

@Owen Good: Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of gameflow, when the players run it's more like they're sliding, no improvement to the running game, graphics aren't much of an improvement. Just not happy with this one. :-/

I know that a lot of people constantly call a new Madden "roster update" and I've always hated it. Mostly because it sounds pretentious.

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