@Susie Bright: Woah. Calm down. It's not malware. Something probably went wrong with the proxy and that's the default search engine. Same thing happened to me, then I went to default and everything worked again.

I watched an episode of Doctor Who, and ever since, any page I go to with that proxy (BBC or not) gives me the same message:

It works!

I'll be right back. I need to take a shower to wash the douche off me.

@ClueHeywood: thankfully, Escalades don't count against the cap

denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.)

What a goddamn joke

I hope they saved a special section for Travis Henry's baby mamas

This is from Ruben Brown's Motorcycle Run

Anyone else see the tits on the woman in purple next to the shot clock? Holy shit.

Does this new birthing center also have a low completion percentage?

Brad Miller's an idiot. Yay for overtime?

Who the fuck is Tyrus Tucker and why does he get his own tag?

We need to stop letting Brad Miller shoot jump shots.

So, the Bulls have a shot today, right?

I'm so high right now. What up, cracka's?!

Seriously Texas? I'll even host the secession party for you! It will be FAB!

@ClintonPortishead: Imagine living with one of those people and waking up whenever he decides to talk to someone on the other side of the house...or outside. I can't wait to move.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Back at ya

The only thing I really hated about Madden was the Favre-love he displayed for his last few years as a Packer. I honestly thought this last Super Bowl that he called was his best game in years.