CaliCheeseSucks
CaliCheeseSucks
CaliCheeseSucks

Who has two thumbs and just reached out to an ex that's probably going to tell him to go fuck himself?

@mikedrawcar: Lots of books. Keep the porn in the back.

More email fun: This showed up in my inbox this evening. No attachment virus or link to porn, just this...

@Lizabelle: Will you send a like-minded friend to Wisconsin for me? Thanks.

@Saberhagendaaz: Why are you treading lightly? I'm at work, so I can't see her myspace page.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Yeah, it's of the same ilk as "Money doesn't buy happiness," or "Happy people have more friends." Our first assignment was to tell him what our definition of the good life is and our in-class experiment was to rate our feelings for a week.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I just switched to Classic View because I saw the post that said I'd missed your cans. They really are quite nice.

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: I signed up for a Positive Psychology course this semester. And so far, I think the entire field is a joke. It focuses on being positive and enjoying what you have, which is cool. But there's no real scientific evidence to it and it's seemingly a lot of "Hey man....you should feel

@Saberhagendaaz: I'll admit, until a few days ago I thought Rainbow Bright was a gay guy.

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Yeah, I know the Catholic Church structure has been a joke since its inception (sorry Catholics), but it's small steps.

@MrRedDevil: I'm no chick. That was sarcasm last night.

The Vatican's cool with evolution...

I'd kill for a bowl right now...

@Rainbow Bright: Offer to shoot him up and you should be in for a very solid V-day.