@UASox10: I hear there's a new DUAN-approved box of chocolates she could try...

@UASox10: There are ways to arrange that.

I've recieved 2 emails in the last hour...

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

@UASox10: You can overcharge people for financial advice in 10 years?

There's a test that says you're not getting any? If he's lying, I could pass for him.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I was an absolute bastard and was murdered (garroted) for cheating clients/customers in 1638

@thefuseproject: The way I've always seen it is that if you do right by others (good karma, Golden rule, etc), it doesn't matter if you believe in God. If there is a God, the good people will get to that Heaven. If there isn't, it doesn't matter anyway.

@LittleWaynesBleedingHead: Nope.

@Yostal: I find it tough to edit my own writing. When I wrote for papers (school and local, tyvm), I found my pieces being edited for dumb mistakes like that. But when I edited someone else's piece, it was usually nearly flawless. Not to brag too much, but I find that editing someone else's piece is entirely too easy…

@Back to Azian Zero: Ah, I see. I'll be honest, if I lived with someone like that, I'd probably fuck with em. I'm kind of an asshole like that.

@Back to Azian Zero: I had a friend who used a whiteboard for stuff like that, and it came off passive-agressive and bitchy. It seems like the least-effective way to get someone to do it.

@Back to Azian Zero: How many can you afford?

@Back to Azian Zero: Really? I can explode no matter what she weighs.

@Back to Azian Zero: Eye of the Tiger?

@Sam Mitchell: I'm sorry sir. Gawker is 2 doors down, on your left.

@Fawn Liebowitz: Chris Brown is being chased by the police for an alleged assault of some girl at a party last night. Nobody's seen him all day.

@The Boy Wonder: I'll admit I had to google that one, but it looks decent. Thank Dog for Sundays.

@son of spam: You've never made it? Sooo much better than take-out.

@UkraineNotWeak: Rice, Green & Red peppers, tomatoes, carrots, pork, and soy sauce