"How to Win Without a Fastball"

@Roto_Tudor: Certainly could be just me and you. It'll soon just be you. I spent 4pm-7am Thursday night finishing a paper.

I've been asked to go to a formal dinner and dance with my ex-girlfriend Saturday night. This is a terrible idea, no?

I've just lost Page 5 of this discussion.

@Karl Hungus: From what I hear from those who have met Nichols in person, she is no hottie. From the waist-down, she's all tank.

@DM: I hear you can get a surgery to fix that.

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Please God No.

@DAGOTRON: If you just moved into his place, I think it's unacceptable unless he pretty much begged you to live there.

@CanHeHackett: Good luck in Amsterdam. I've had friends go there on vacation. Try not to spend all your money on weed and hookers.

@spinachdip: I thought that's why reference pages were created?

This Landry/Lombardi/Brandt thing interests me. NFP is a site that I've gone to since it opened, they were the first to break the story of Peyton Manning having a 2nd surgery, and they've helped keep my fantasy team afloat.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: I just looked at your link and $700 is an incredible price for that TV. I bought mine at Best Buy with an employee discount (42" Insignia) and paid $800. Personally, I think Samsungs are the best HDTV's around. If you're looking to buy one, that's the one.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: I missed this discussion too. Honestly, I have a 42" LCD that's about a year old and I still love it to death. 46 should be plenty big unless you have a really big room.

When he interviewed you, did he make you drive out to his house? Invite you to Taco Bell?

@Kid Canada: +1 I lost by 2 minutes.

Good to see Alfalfa's done something with his life.

How does Matt Jones KEEP PLAYING?? 5 rec, 83 yards and I dropped him for Kevin Walter because he's hurt and should've been suspended last month.

@Yostal: That sounds like fun. I'm entered. Now I just have to remember next week...

It took 3 minutes for Johnson to score a touchdown and another 3 for Rosenfals to throw an INT. At least tonight's game will be exciting.

I, too, laugh at BM every single time. Stare at him - it's like he's staring into the windows of your soul.