@Jerkwheat: The same way you prepare for a date. Don't go out there with a loaded gun.

Eli Manning's been lighting it up all day long.

Menefee just called us "fantasy football nerds."

@procras: It's true. In the upper level courses, UM calls it "Ohio State."

@Peter Cavan: People fold fitted sheets? I toss it in a ball and stick it in the corner of a closet.

Happy Thanksgiving DUAN.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: So, you're going to masturbate while doing everything else? Try not to get it all over the turkey.

@PQ Crash: HEY! As a Seahawk fan, I....totally see that happening. Dammit.

@AndyReidsOtherSon: Yeah, I don't understand that. If it tastes better, I'll drink more of it. But, Miller Lite tastes like shit and Bud Light tastes like water.

@AndyReidsOtherSon: I usually find that Sam Adams makes the choice pretty easy.

@JamesWest: Yeah. They might want to stick to Brees throwing the ball. Unless Payton bet money on the Pack...

@TracyHamandEggs!: God...I love redheads. Thank you, sir.

@TheDerridaDrop: Before this season, though, how many people were saying Chad Pennington should not be a starter in the NFL because he didn't have the arm strength? With the general public, speed > accuracy.

@The Boy Wonder: I'm with you on Californication. I've completely lost interest lately...much like Entourage last year.

I know that I'm late to this party, but I can't stay at Fanhouse for more than 5 minutes without my brain melting.

@44 in a Row: She's from Arkansas. So, I'd put money on "no"

Next week, Snoop appears on Hardball with Chris Matthews

"Go home and choke on your matzo balls."

Still less desperate than signing Kerry Colbert at WR

They shouldn't ever let Strahan do another speech as long as he's on TV. And they should pay to fix his teeth. That gap is huge in HD