For an extra $20,000 Tony Romo will fumble the potato salad.

At least he didn't ask him to pull his finger.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

@thejuiceisloose: Jemele Hill approves, though.

@thejuiceisloose: You're as bad at jokes as OJ is at getting away with kidnapping.

So, is the baby still a stock trader?

The Darlo Flasher

No We Can't

Will owes me $9.50 for I Am Legend, too.

@IanKinslerFan: That's a good start for Brooksy.

Kevin Boss, Amani Toomer, and Steve Smith have been the recipients of Eli Manning's two touchdown passes

Koren Robinson went 90 yards, without stopping for a drink? +1 Koren

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Going to work in yesterday's pants is a bad thing?

@Colonel Dubby: Dan Doust would like to buy an American Girl Doll.

Whatever you do, DON'T get caught dogfighting.

@blumpkin: This gentleman prefers redhead girls. The more redheads in the world, the better. Carry on.

Now, go shit in your Rayhawk, you cowbell-clanging dickbag.

but the passion shoots in giant laser beams out of his eye sockets

I hope Jeff Garcia and Vince Young make it on to the same team someday.