It's official. The Redskins are now among my favorite teams. Thank you Jim Zorn.

Sajak is simply plotting Ryan Howard's Wheel of Fortune "accident" that keeps him out of the world series.

Dana Jacobson disagrees with PETA's approach.

@Gourmet Spud: But, Brett Favre said it was ok!

especially those who avoided any classes higher than pre-algebra

Meet our demands or the tubby girl gets it

I was checking out Fox News (don't ask me why) and found this comment on their "You Decide" page...

@Megan: So much for "out and proud."

Am I really a fan of the Badgers, Cubs, AND Seahawks? Jesus.

I don't know whose idea it was to send the University of Washington secondary out there instead of the Seahawks, but it's not funny. Stop it.

to snack a base hit

Ray Lewis is fighting to protect our 2nd amendment rights.

@CreamsicleOrange: Don't worry, Roger Goodell just fined him $5,000 for it.

What most people don't know is that the divorce only happened because she was afraid John's forehead was going to eat her.

@Clare: How does one....get to meet...the Swedish Bikini Massage Team? You know, in case I might need pharmaceuticals.

But the season only has 3 games left. He could've missed "the rest of the season" with "groin chafing."

@BarrySagittarius: Getting Pac-Man to piss off gangsters is ridiculously hard? Please.

ESPN.com currently says, "Beavers Trap Trojans". I hate it when that happens.

That was the last anyone ever saw of Cuban's tranny.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Slim Jim and I already got our tickets. Ohhh yeahhhhh