Woaah, I clicked "start a new discussion" and another comment box appeared.

Jerry Jones is working on a trade for Tommy Kelly as we speak.

John Rocker didn't think an apology was necessary.

Jay Marriotti thinks Z's performance was a disappointment.

I just watched Tony Siragusa belly dance. Someone, please, stab me in the eyes.

Ok Julius Jones. You win. You can carry the rock any time you feel like it. Hell, I'd let you catch the ball, but someone would probably tear your ACL.

No "nightmare fuel" tag?

Why didnt Michael Bumpus play until he was chosen over the cripple in seat 245? Because they knew it was just a matter of time before he dropped the ball into the hands of Patrick Willis who would turn it into 6 points.

After one quarter of football, Seattle has lost 3 players. Unsurprisingly, they're still up 14-0 on SF.

Let's watch the fun?

You can see she's thinking, Oh God, I hope he gets hit by that bus.

@Shakεy: Did I just stumble on to Gawker?

@VTBen: Ha! Now that football's on, we don't have to pretend to like baseball anymore!

His final kid's name? Chode.

I have picked the Redskins to win the game tonight.

@CaliCheeseSucks: ...to DO something special...

Ironically, I told Matt Ryan I wanted to something special for his mom and he punched me in the face.

If we only get to vote for one option, I'm voting for number 1. At least the others are attempting to be funny.

2008's Chinese olympic team, strangely, could not be found for comment.

Imagine the USOC's surprise when they find out half of China's gymnastics team is CGI