@Clare: Grew up in Wisconsin...near Chicago. Parents were working class ACDC/CCR people.
@Clare: I've never been a huge Springsteen fan. Is it because I'm young (21, at last check)?
Aaand, Gary Sheffield is on waivers. That didn't take long.
@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: This is why I don't post much. My wit is slower than Byron Leftwich. I wasn't really trying to be original, I just wanted to contribute without entering the war
Oh. God. YES.
@Slothrop: That's actually John Madden...reporting while watching the webcam he installed in Brett's bathroom.
If you ban me for forgetting the dick joke, can I make a Favre-like return? Then request to be traded? Or would it be more like a Plummer retirement where nobody gives a shit?
You know what sucks worse than working at a law office on Friday? Working until midnight on Friday. That's right. We need a Deadspin night crew.
Sooo, what you ladies are saying is....I don't have a shot with any of you?
Really, though, you're a douchebag, Brett. Hopefully the 230 fans that marched on Lambeau can see that now.
You guys are just making him more famous...
Scientific? Pssh. I'll wait and see what the Bible has to say about this.
Threadjack
OJ Simpson thinks he stopped too soon.
Dana Jacobson and Joe Namath are not impressed.
The Yankee fan was probably a dushbag anyway.
He's been here one day, and I'm sick of the SEC posts.