don't even want to think about it will 0(zero)F this Wednesday

"Because men aren't afraid of the real temperature. Women want to pretend that it's 30 degrees when it's actually in the 50s."

I cover the holidays. It's fun!

NETFLIIIIIX.

In my efforts to be healthier, I worked out today for a whole 20 minutes! Then I felt like I was going to throw up. Now I'm ordering chinese food.

holy crap you wrote like every post today! you're freaking amazing!

I'm happy for you Taylor and will let you finish, but Beyonce fell down the stairs the best.

I'm an atheist too and I have no problem following the rules of a place of worship if I'd like to go inside. When I was in Italy, a fellow atheist refused to cover her shoulders to enter St. Peter's. "I'd like to see it, but I just won't go in," she sniffed. "I'm not going to CONFORM to their DEMANDS." Just grow up. Th…

I would. Then I'd make them get me a cheap house & fix it up to my standards. And that, I believe, would be the best part.

I spent my NYE watching HGTV shows. It was awesome.

I watched this for the first time during Christmas because it seems the only channels my parents' TV gets are HGTV and whatever sports are on. I have done an embarrassing amount of googling since seeing these yummy twins.

My partner has wondered aloud if these two were the authors of the infamous "Dear Prudence" incestous twin brothers letter.

Could not give fewer fucks about how offended a culture that arrests women who are raped for having sex out of wedlock is about Selena Gomez showing ankle and smiling.

Property Brothers sandwich, am I right? I refuse to be wrong.

I agree, the Property Brothers are hot. Don't ask where I found these gifs, I'll just say tumblr has gifs for everything.

I agree it's a messy process. And I also agree that the anger is real and it isn't going away, but the movement and the protestors needs to be very careful about always putting the anger forward as their main emotion. The public gets tired of anger pretty quickly, and at some point, if you don't start presenting…

Did protests help end the war in Vietnam? Did protests help end apartheid? The answer isn't clear, but I think the protesters were on the right side.

John Mayer is an aggressively incorrigible flirt. I met him in 2000 when he was performing in a trio in a club where I worked in the booking office. When the guys all first arrived at the club to do sound check, John came bounding into the booking office asking anyone within earshot, "Who's in charge of getting the…

Easy there you fuzzy little man peach.

How does John Mayer even get so much play? I mean...