If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

WHY DIDNT YOU EXPRESS YOUR LOVE FOR THE CRITIC EARLIER?!

Margaret Atwood's emoticons are cuter than all other emoticons, and I will hear no argument.

These kinds of politics that pit one kind of oppression against another are fucking stupid.
Nobody wins the Trauma Olympics.

If anything, the reaction to Cosby being a serial rapist is totally underwhelming. This man repeatedly drugged and raped dozens of women, who knows how many really. How can you overreact to that or talk about it too much? Why is that when a black male celebrity beats the shit out of a woman or commits sexual assault,…

"from watching a black man who meant so much for so many fall. Fuck him. Seriously. Just take equal shots at all the demons."

I think Apatow has the right platform to keep this story from slipping out of the public consciousness again. Judging by the amount of accusers, an investigation is, at the very least, warranted. Keep it in the public eye until something is done. And can we stop getting angry at each other for not expressing outrage…

I get what he is saying, however, I still feel as though if he wants to be outraged, allow him to be. I get really annoyed when people do this kind of thing. I know people want to dictate to others how to prioritize their rage, but come on. What was the purpose of this?

I think sometimes people don't realize how obsessive they sound on the internet? Like you think of something, so you say it, and then you get drawn into a conversation, and then you think of another point and a third ... and before you (read: I) know it your entire Tumblr is Dragon Age and you feel sorry for anybody…

"Hey man, why are you so upset about a serial rapist who has been getting away with it for decades and maintaining a nice shiny public image while enjoying success and wealth until now? That doesn't seem like a big deal, there must be something wrong with you! Why don't you talk about this completely unrelated topic…

I went through some of my Google search history and it is depressing as fuck.

Yes. There are no fucks given in Wisconsin anymore. Evidence:

The fuck *was* Brett Favre.

"Don't start shit with Woody Allen."

Right? I was expecting "Tom Brady heteroflexible" to be the top result

Rhode Island googled Woody Allen the most because the creep was here filming a movie all summer. I drove past him when he was filming at a cafe in my neighborhood and he looked like just like a slimy, white, cave-dwelling worm. He was squatting, and he was all the same sickly-pale color. I basically had to whisper to…

"HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING HIS GIFTS NAH"

Can anyone lend me $100? I need to buy this mini horse:

I don't agree that feminism is about "choosing your choice". By that logic, anything any woman does is feminist, and I don't agree.

God she is such a stunner. And I know like in my brain that she has a TEAM of makeup people to assist but her eyeliner could straight up cut someone. Confession- if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would spend every penny on a makeup artist to keep my liner that sharp.