it's enough to make a pro blush.

LUBITSCH is the BEST thing that happened to america

Well, where am I supposed to wear my new dress now?

I much prefer this film.

Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.

Yup. Having an account at Ashley Madison isn't conclusive prove that your partner is cheating either, but it's pretty fucking close.

Nor should you accept it. Unless you're in an open relationship, this shit is unacceptable.

Nah. If my man had a Tinder account, I'd curb his ass. Sure, it could be that he's not planning on cheating, but most people don't wake up one day and say, "I'm going out to make it happen tonight" or whatever. It's a slow burn, most of the time. And while there are a lot of people who are okay with ONS, many aren't.…

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

I do not mind my boyfriend looking, or even sometimes engaging in nice tasteful polite flirting. This happens when you are out in public, engaging with others. But to download an app to your phone built for the specific purpose of looking at others while we are together (like I mean in the same room, spending time…

I made Mac and cheese with fontina, gruyere, and prosciutto. It was delicious!!

I just had a similar experience yesterday! My kind of hippy, but still smart and educated friend just had a baby and suddenly she's an anti vaxxer! She wrote a long, horrifying facebook post about it a couple of days ago and I am just shocked/sad/wanting to back slowly away into the bushes like that Homer Simpson…

Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.

Ah, found it:

I thought the message from Anaconda was drug dealers are great because they can buy you expensive tat in exchange for services.

If that was said, that was dumb shit.

Still: the concept would be better executed if all the guys were tied up

For her "Anaconda" video, Nicki Minaj purposefully showed a world in which women completely controlled the narrative.

I'm not really comfortable with this. If the genders were reversed, I wouldn't be ok with it, so I'm not suddenly fine with it because men are the victims. I mean, how many times have we seen the reverse situation in pop culture (torture porn horror movies, especially) and been appalled by the way women are treated as…

My attempts to hit on people while high typically involved sitting in silence and never actually going over to hit on them. And occasionally going over to say hi, then resuming my silence. It never worked very well.