Seriously. Who are these people who can still compose coherent sentences during sexy times?

How did the hipster burn his moustache?

GREAT, now I have no choice but to make up pizza lyrics to Velvet Underground songs all day. Gyro meat will be the death of me...

just don't talk. i basically space out as soon as it starts feeling ril good so what does it even matter.

Or how about a Georgia O'Keefe?

you know, I never thought of it like that

Is it a Catholic mass? Is the priest down with these herd of stubblar barking nutjob dog props?

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN ME AT THIS PARTY. SO MUCH.

Well, see the thing is.. Corgis are heavy. Like really heavy and shaped like a barrel. This is a silly idea but I would let someone hold my guy for cake.

Giant corgis unite! Here is my giant Corgi, next to a regular-sized corgi, for scale.

Divorce in less than three years — my prediction, based on violation of decent language such as the unironic use of "man of my dreams," "storybook wedding," and "my dream wedding."

Someone needs to mash this up with THIS

Seriously, that's incorgible.

As an owner of an almost 2 year old corgi... I do not think she has thought this one through. Like, my dog is still pretty trim for a puppy and she's a hefty 25 lbs (at least) of doggie muscle and slobber and fluff — significantly heavier and messier than a bouquet of flowers. Are her bridesmaids weight-lifters that…

She should get in touch with my parents who have, like, a million corgis (I'm not kidding, corgi puppies are addictive and my mother has a problem) and have maintained a "Corgi Corps" since I was a kid.

"Why corgis, specifically?"

So... I heard you guys like corgi gifs...

Somebody's been watching Bridesmaids.

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George