Jensen, Brayden, Liam...

Wrong. Some women really do prefer skinny men, such as myself.

I've always had a thing for skinny guys and definitely prefer them to muscley guys. We exist!

I was seriously blown away by her performance. She did an excellent job of portraying someone with antisocial personality disorder. The way she played (almost) everyone like a fiddle by pretending to be warm and caring all the while looking out for only herself and being coldly manipulative was incredible. She legit…

"I chased after him to get it back, but had to give up after doge-six miles."

But but but...their CULTURE!

This is the greatest reaction to something I stopped reading after "he purposefully broke it" and can only imagine got worse from there.

BINGO. And no one wants to admit it for fear of being "uncool" or "pearl clutching". Well, consider my pearls clutched.

Thank you. I completely agree. And I've been saying this for years. I think people who mistake us for "prudes" are completely missing the mark. I am far from a prude, I have a high sex drive, I just am not down with women being degraded, choked, slapped, shown hating the sex they're having and this becoming a normal…

I would say the worst fashion period was between 88-93. Because this happened:

YES. THIS. My god, everything was hideous in the early 90's.

I'm sorry to hear that. It sounds like a rough situation to be in, for sure. It's normal not to be able to sleep or to cry after a breakup so no worries about that. It's good you're trying to stay productive, but you might still want to let yourself mourn the relationship. Hugs to you. It'll be ok.

I recommend: Green Mill or Andy's Jazz Club, Molly's Cupcakes, the Lincoln Park Zoo, the Art Institute, The Field Museum, Steppenwolf Theatre, and sometimes there are free concerts in Millennium Park. And in terms of restaurants? Chicago's the place to be! Girl and the Goat is really good, as is the Purple Pig.

So you're telling me I can use green concealer to hide my pimples?? This is an intriguing new development. *searches for online reviews of green concealers*

Concealers are generally a shade or two lighter than the foundation you'd use. They often come in the form of sticks (in a tube, like a lipstick) or sometimes liquids. They are used to zero in on imperfections like acne or dark spots after (apparently, I do before but w/e) the foundation is applied. Foundations are…

Count me amongst those in the "I really don't see what all the fuss is about" camp. I was extremely underwhelmed when I watched it. I liked the basic plot and enjoyed how it undermined the idea that the "true love" that was needed in the end had to come from a man, but overall, I found it to be a movie for very young…

I love bulldogs sooooo much!! With their cute wrinkles and general pudgy/stockiness. They're so adorable <3 If I were to get one though, I might try an Olde English Bulldogge, since they are said to have slightly less problems resulting from breeding.

He's not like a fantastic singer. But this cracked me up:

Time for me to move to the UK, I guess!

Breakfast is so phenomenal and I love it dearly, but I just love sleep more. Generally, I just have a cup of black coffee (which makes my stomach go "FEEEEEED MEEEEE!!") and then get an early lunch. BUT on weekends, I will sometimes make delicious omelets filled with all sorts of yumminess and just savor the breakfast…