And Fargo is not in Fucking Minnesota, so there is that.

When the Vikings played the Falcons in '99 I chose to watch the game at a friend's house rather than at home with my dad. Reason being, he was a complete wild card. Items were thrown, things were broken, and this happened during regular season games. Long story short, when I came home after the loss, our house…

Lifelong Vikings fan here. I'm not ashamed to say it, but I told Gary Anderson that he ruined my life. Of course, he was down on the sideline kicking for the Titans at the time, and I was in just about the last row of the Hoosier Dome, but hey, it felt good to get it off my chest.

Vikings fans like me

You know it has been a long bout of misery when losing 4 Super Bowls and getting dicked over on the most famous NFL Hail Mary ever, don't even get mentioned.

I went to Wake Forest during Caldwell's tenure. And was part of the marching band, so got to see every damn game home and away. Including the season when every away game was the other team's homecoming. That he's now a head coach in the NFL is just mind blowing. That a second team is giving him a chance? I can't…

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

I like how for almost a quarter-century from the exact moment Vince Lombardi left the team to the exact moment they traded for Brett Favre, they were basically the equivalent of post-Modell Browns, and that entire period of the team's history is swept under the rug. I wonder how many lifelong Packers fans could name…

Dooooon't Caaaaaarrrre

Jay Cutler is America's greatest hero.

God damn Alshon Jeffry's hands. I would let Alshon Jeffry paw at my wife with his hands. Also his name sounds like a villain in Quentin Tarantino movie.

We may be fat idiots with dumb accents... but you guys are fat idiots with dumb accents who live in Wisconsin.

Good job, everyone. Especially nice in nailing the type of assholes who call into the Score and go off on Cutler for half an hour.

Their backup QB looks like fucking Naruto.

Our fans are the worst because some don't like a guy who had one playoff win and a 36-44 record? OHHH HOW FUCKING UNGRATEFUL OF US.

I hate that I am also a Steelers fan and now I have to be associated with you.

Thanks for confirming the stereotype. Priceless stuff. It's for you that this column was invented.

"Our fans take over all of your stadiums, we take all of your women at will, and our ladies woo your sorry excuses for so called tough guys, and then we toss you all aside like an empty beer can when we return home."

The best thing about these is always "we."

Look at you. Missing the point and all.