YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Defence is an alternate spelling. First rule of being a pedant is you have to know what you're talking about.

My bad, spelled it wrong, must mean Manziel is an elite quarterback

I love how he scrambles in order to give the defence time to close in on the open receiver.

So much guilt here. Must be a white pizza.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Exactly, it's not like he even has a job.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I really hope Roger Goodell never saw this video because if he did and thought, "Two games? Yeah, two games." Jesus Christ.

Lets not forget everyone, this is only half as bad as smoking weed.

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

You are seriously calling a domestic violence victim who fled to avoid her attacker (or, as far as we know given that she has disappeared, was killed by him) a "coward"?

He's just showing support for his absent teammate.

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You guys are such hipsters.

12 years on and people are still bitching about that. Amazing.