12-1 = Undefeated.

Do you mean 1988 or were you referring to the season in which the mercy rule would have been called at halftime against Alabama if it were Pop Warner? Because that would be an interesting definition of "undefeated season".

"plusch won"

Who gives a shit about that?

Schuab looks like he's coming to let you know he did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old.

And the 'trash talk,' it's nothing I couldn't go home and tell my wife or my mom.

Peppermint rolls aren't even that good.

::Puts on Klosterman glass::

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

The dude who got hit lost a tooth and broke his jaw in three places, which he had to have wired shut.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

I thought this guy was Pro Wrestling's greatest Angle

I don't know why anyone would read your points 1-6 and think "Yeah,that seems like a good system that should continue". I mean, you yourself seem to think it's pretty fucked up that these schools offer bullshit courses and look the other way at rapes. Doesn't it make more sense to not engage in the charade of that…

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

When are we going to start talking about a real solution, such as separating academics and athletics at every level?

One of the few cases where "That's not my face" would have been a perfectly valid statement.

this has to be the best tweet of the day

I can't tell if you're honestly this deluded or engaged in some kind of performance art trolling. Either way, I'm loving it. Let your crazy flag fly.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!