Big deal, Packers' players have been pounding the Vikes for 60 years.

If you stare at his arms long enough, you can see Tim Tebow throwing a pass at your feet.

I spent a few years working as a prison guard just outside of Philadelphia. Although, there could be regional differences, but to me, it's pretty obvious. Based on his tattoos, I can easily tell that Aaron Hernandez will never get a job at a bank.

"Can you give us any information about the person who tattooed you?"

Huh. I expected something a little more clever, maybe a bit funnier, from that particular media outlet.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

Wow, that's horrible, I hope Ibaka's hand is okay.

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Definitely not Patriot material. Doesn't have that killer instinct.

That's a crap load of vodka

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.

Gilbert is just mad that Hibbert is trying to steal his nickname.

And throw off its careful numbering system?

'Cindy'. I see what you did there! You lose points for not using 'Crysby' though.

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Face-melting hot take. Straight volcanic.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.