Could have used a clip of him sleeping on the air and then waking up all confused while Paul from Lexington called in to tell him the British are coming.

Not coincidentally, "going in a different direction" would really liven up stock car racing.

Tim Tebow could get that Denver offense to hang 40 on the Jags.

It might also be the first time the Over/Under is 3.5 points higher than the spread.

After looking back to see who hit him, he fell to the ground writhing in agony for three minutes.

That's the opposite of what happened. They said themselves they felt it added the wrong element and vibe to the game, they couldn't nail what they were going for and thus removed it. Seems to be 100% their choice and not in anticipation of any backlash.

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

Well if Mariano cried then I have no problem admitting I totally lost my shit.

As a Braves fan, I'm of two minds. On the one hand, I have to appreciate McCann's willingness to go to bat for his pitchers; on the other, his Crash Davis shtick is getting a little tiresome.

It's all Puig's fault. Classless.

True story: Back in the mid '90s, when C.B. Bucknor was still a vacation fill-in umpire shuttling between Triple-A and the NL, he called the desk where I worked at a prominent newspaper to complain about how he was listed incorrectly in box scores. Glad to see he's still making a name for himself.

So he lost the ball.

You have no idea if you weren't there.

No it's not.

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

Really, Barry? Call me crazy, but I fail to see how a former lineman losing his mind is news anymore.

"Paper!"

I love how the Marlins get the rap of getting hispanic players just to attract the local demographic *queue Marlins don't have fans joke here* but man look at the Rednecks on the Braves Johnson, McCann, Hudson, Uggla and nobody acknowledges that.