To be fair, it is true that he's never been schooled by anyone.

Okay, lets do this

Oh shut up, rape jokes aren't funny, and your childhood is definitely just fine.

What? They took the classic trio and upgraded all three. And Blastoise as hand cannons.

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

Congratulations.

Faith in humanity restored!

It's too bad the play of Bubba Smith didn't inspire Skip to pursue a football career. I, for one, thought he'd have been a good addition to the 1970 Marshall team.

Calling out Skip Bayless or Mark May for making stuff up on camera is like calling the "slow" kid for double dribble on the basketball court...

Skip Bayless grew up?

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

And you left hungry.

Baby Got BAC

.341?

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

That Supercuts is actually popular with a lot of pro refs. I saw Tim Donaghy there a few years ago getting his points shaved.

It takes a special kind of asshole to harangue someone for making a choice to get their haircut at Supercuts and suggest going to a barber. Step your hair game up, son.

Counterpoint:

To Matt who drew up the playbook, bravo. You've done god's work.