CalamityJones
Calamity Jones
CalamityJones

All that time playing in Turkey, he was probably just really tired.

The grit screams of Eckstein, while the occupation says Palestine.

I've got a diaper to change, otherwise I'd tell you that it wasn't a joke, clown.

I had a dream that Republicans were the heirs to MLK's legacy and that Democrats are the real racists today.

"Tweet a pic of your favorite black driver!"

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

Fox also narrowly beat SPEED's ratings at this same time last year—the network Fox Sports 1 absorbed—by 3,000 viewers.

Competition in general.

Good call. Better to make your kids sheltered weirdos than possibly let them see suggestive dancing.

Relevant:

That's nothing. They are claiming the Jaguars are an NFL team.

Oh don't worry, I'm sure the dumbest paragraph ever written about A-Rod will soon appear in the comments.

Because it's a giant fucking failure in logic and trying to defend a morally reprehensible practice. If you don't pay for something, you don't fucking get it. I don't understand why people don't understand this basic concept.

Watched the whole clip. It's full of mistakes. At one point, I swear I heard one of the anchors say that Chad Henne is starting an NFL game?

This is satirical.

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

That's how I feel about them along with the Chiefs. Missouri meh.

I have never seen a team fall off the cliff of potential dynasty, into the catacombs of utter despair so fast in my life.

I frequently forget that the Rams exist when thinking of how the NFC West is going to play out this year, and I think that most of St. Louis is in the same boat

I just realized I have zero feelings, bad or good, about the Rams. Zero. I can't even be bothered to dislike them. That pretty much sums up, I think, the rest of the NFL's feelings on them.