CalamityJones
Calamity Jones
CalamityJones

I think he's more "Next" than "Now."

Screw "elite"!

Tomorrow on NFL Countdown: Kaepernick might be the greatest of all time, but is he "elite?"

TheMockDraftRuiner: hey guys, pumped for this pick.

The reactions from the other drafters is both funny and confusing, as I can't see why they wouldn't find the humor in this. It's just so patently ridiculous. I mean, it's inconceivable that anyone would be stupid enough to draft Tim Tebow in the first round of anything, right? That would NEVER happen. I mean, you'd

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

I was able to put together the dream team

I do this all the time.

Harrelson: "Sorry about that folks, got a little confused there. Boy, those unintelligible homers sure are the worst, huh?"

Anyone know where I can get this paintball knife?

Any chance Adidas is paying Griffin's fines?

Wow. You have a friend who time travels here from 2005?!?!

You should probably never talk to that guy ever again.

security cam footage of the brawl

It really doesn't matter if the Japanese hits count or not, because unlike Pete Rose, Ichiro will be in the Hall of Fame.

Football has a tackling culture.

I don't think Lorena Bobbitt was fined that much when she separated a willie from the ball.

It is disingenuous for the league's own website to marvel at the play, only for the player to get fined later on. What ESPN commentators say doesn't hold as much meaning for me. Twitter blew up on that play too.

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