[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

No surprise. Cubbies are never within striking distance.

Everybody is wrong. :09 second mark, Running back Otis Armstrong #24.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

That thing is straight out of the 70s. Which is where his QB rating is no doubt headed.

Employee: Hello, A-1 Landscaping, how can we help you?

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Damn, Pam Oliver got fucked up!

Killer Instinct's announcer was great, surprised it didn't make the list.

I am disappointed that a whole article on announcers went by and not one reference to NBA Jam's announcer... For shame.

Gaylord Perry, author of Me and the Spitter....

For the Red Sox to be the PED Police is just stunningly hypocritical. Here's a franchise that won two championships while swimming in juice and now they're wielding the sword of baseball justice. It's shit like this that makes people hate Boston sports teams. Oh, and the Patriots cheated like hell to win their…

Yankees 9-6. Dempster not being ejected was the best thing to happen to them

And this is why, as a Boston resident, I fucking hate redsox fans.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.

Perhaps Red Sox fans, and the "media", don't remember Ortiz and his positive test. Let's just focus on Arod ... just because.