Let's face it, the nastiest curveball any of these kids is gonna face is puberty.

How dare you dismiss my ownership of the Packers, my share is proudly framed right next to the deed to my plot of land on the Moon and that certificate confirming the star they named after me.

God bless the American League, amiright?

Go home, Lou. You've stroked out again.

"No, it's not windy!"

Protip: if your response to this kind of message is "I don't see why she didn't just put him on ignore", you're vastly missing the point.

Just cause she has the ability to ignore what happened doesn't make it okay to do it to begin with. You have the option of ignoring the fact that someone raped your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister. Doesn't make it right to do so.

.. Are you kidding me? That's like saying you can just "delete" someone when they insult you in person. Yeah, shit happens, people say mean stuff, but they shouldn't get off scot-free because they say such things. They need to be punished, and it's a shame that Microsoft took such a long time to do that.

Fly: [smashes into Pierzynski's helmet]

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

I went to school with this kid. You should see his car. About as ridiculous as this picture.

Nope, he's just following the rules.

1) Mullet, check

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited for Grantland's first column translating Whitlock's The Wire references into Real World-Road Rules Challenge quotes, as well as the heat death of the universe.

ahh...so the new 538 stands for lbs.

Related.

It's too bad Super Poly Grip would earn him a 50 game suspension.