Oh, the XFL reference - I remember that! How it attempted to rival the NFL with a league filled with men only pretending to be rapists and murderers.

If I want to see fatties or uggos, I'll go to the mall, not the club.

This, exactly. 11 girls, and you want a free table with a bottle in Las Vegas? Why? Do you know how much that's worth. It's known that only super hot girls get free shit at clubs. Pitch some money together and get your own table. That's what my friends do for their birthdays. You save yourself the bad time and you…

Cats or GTFO.

Totally agree! Not sure why "Zoe" thought her girlness alone meant she was entitled to a free table. If she expects 4k in free alcohol for NOTHING in return (no matter how "sexist" she thinks it is...) she's living on another planet. If you don't like that system, take your bachelorette elsewhere.

Truth. Vegas is a money making staged machine. The hot girl at the bar who smiled at you is more than likely paid to accept a cocktail. The pool talent is paid talent as well. You came to throw money—we catch.

I used to work with a guy who was also a bouncer for a nightclub popular with college kids. When he was hired, they told him only to admit women who were a 6 or higher. He was almost fired his first week. Turns out his idea of 6 or higher was very different from his boss's, and he was letting in too many uggos. Oops.

Which is why this "policy" isn't shocking/horrifying at all. If what they're SELLING are the girls, and they become known as the place where all the "whales" get comped, then the club is dead, dunzo, kaput, over.

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

Agreed. I don't know why people are so shocked that he wanted to see pictures of them. Promoters in general will give you stuff if you are attractive because that's who they want at their events. However, the guy should have stopped messaging her when she declined his offer. That makes him a little desperate.

If you have the gall to ask for something they could otherwise sell for $4,000 for free for 15 strangers, I'm pretty sure they have the right to ask you for something that ensures they get some value out of you. Not saying that these dudes aren't massive douches, but if you literally say "I should get in for free with…

So you're a big supporter of Theocracies, eh? Sounds pretty reasonable.

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Weird, it's almost as though living in occupied territory and constantly suffering retaliatory overreaction strikes from your wealthy heavily militarized neighbor in reaction to a few assholes in your government shooting glorified fireworks at them will breed resentment somehow.

Death to these Zionist pigs.

you do realize there is no absolute freedom of speech in germany, right?

Here's a 4chan classic.

I like the part where Norm pretends there's still an East Germany, just for the sake of saying "entire penis" on live television.