My condolences. This can’t be easy for you.

That actually happened to my husband’s ex-stepmother. Well, she was threatened with a sockfull of quarters and held up her own baby in defense.

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

I was in there yesterday and I was wearing a sweatshirt from a very popular resort in a nearby state. One TJ employee recognized my shirt and said, “I love that place! You should talk to Bruce, he’s been going for years!” And suddenly, there was Bruce, who was hell-bent on having a 10 minute conversation with me about…

Oh he brings two ham and cheese sandwiches a day for himself? Well the teachers that he has been shitting on bring two ham and cheese sandwiches so that they can send them home with the students who may not have a meal for dinner.

Are you saying that Trump is a Dementor?

Oh hello, fellow oral allergy syndome/pollen-food allergy sufferer (they can’t decide on a name for that dang thing)

I’m allergic to so many fruits it’s easier to list the ones I’m not allergic to. Also there are several I haven’t eaten before that I could be allergic to... but I don’t know, and I’m not super hyped to…

Yeah, some allergies go together, like egg and latex. I have a p bad egg allergy and my dr said to avoid latex as well. So I guess my random hookup + morning after brunch days are over.

Yeah, that’s unsurprising. I have oral allergy syndrome with birch related foods (apples, pears, etc) but it doesn’t stop me from eating them because I’m a dumbass and don’t mind just a little itchiness.

I’m allergic to coconut too!

I am allergic to the most RIDICULOUS things. Lamb, coconut, shrimp, guinea pigs, pineapple. I am also seriously allergic to animal dander, and almost everything that you can breathe in. Sometimes, just for funsies, the membranes over my eyeballs swell up so badly that I have a hard time closing my eyes. Before I knew…

I’m allergic to the dumbest shit on earth. I would like to have like a normal peanut allergy like a normal person but no I’m allergic to my tattoos and basically any cardio exercise even if it’s just a brisk walk across a parking lot. I literally buy Zyrtec in bulk. Luckily it’s well controlled as long as I remember…

At Nosh in Portland ME, they freeze-dry bacon, pulverize it into powder, and sprinkle it over fries. Next step: SPRINKLE OVER ALL THE THINGS.

I use fatback or ham hocks. Depends on what I can find. Bacon? No.

And BTW, they can kiss my ass about that bacon. Smoked ham hocks or nothing.

There is no dressing involved with properly prepared collard greens. The “leafy greens” are cooked with bacon, and spices until tender. It’s not a salad, it’s a hot vegetable dish. So, no normal person who has ever had collard greens would ever call them a “bacon salad”.

Agreed. And that $15 shipping is an extra slap in the face. 80 bucks for processed veggies? Greens are cooked with love and skill representative of that concept you’re talking about- doing more with less. Now they want to do less and get more. Exploitation really is the gift that keeps on giving.

I’m just laughing my ass off that THIS is the hill this knob apparently wants to die upon. What a champion!

“seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon.”

That’s basically every store. It’s policy, but yes, the people who work there are aware it’s a very silly way to stack things.