My now husband and I caught the flu the weekend of our first dateversary. He got it first but just had diarhea. We had bought a fancy chocolate cake but didn’t eat it then since he wsn’t feeling well. Two days later he was feeling better so we decided to celebrate by eating some tasty anniversary cake. He went back to…

I’m showing my husband this comment because even though this was 10 yrs ago he still swears I did it on purpose to get out of cleaning it up. because  throwing up is fun. But in all seriousness if I see or hear it I’m going to toss mine too.

I had an aunt who died young, leaving three young sons, and they grew up to be amazing, sweet and lovely men. We didn’t see them often, maybe once every few years, so when the youngest got married my sister loaded my parents, me, and my two kids into her minivan and we went to the wedding on a beautiful spring day. We…

It was my pleasure. Except for the smell.

Yes! *Wilderness Guide High Five.* We had backpackers who would hold it in so long that they’d poop their pants, bury them/leave them in the woods, and wear rain pants around like we wouldn’t notice. When you’re a little girl dreaming about your future, you don’t think you’re going to be going up to people some day…

I have an interesting Pee story thats also mixed in with the worst period story of my life.

I started my period at the very young age and by the time I was 10 years old I knew the drill, but I was caught unawares. My theater club was in a competition to put on the best play for the county and I was like 3 hours away…

It is very hard for a regular ass girl to be believed, also it is very hard for a regular ass wife, a regular ass daughter, a regular ass girlfriend, a regular ass grandma, curiously, men who are arses are well believed.

You are right. You are not to get your bag. Your bag could get loose on the slide and damage it or hurt someone. These people. Did we really expect anything different, though?

I worked as a consultant at O’Hare for about a year and a half and over that time made friends with the fire chief out there. My friend and I talked him into letting us go out to the fire fighter training pad on site and he had one of his guys drive the truck while we got to man the hose on this massive tank-like…

I was on a plane taking off at LGA (heading to O’Hare, on American! - conspiracy!) and we lost an entire wheel off the landing gear - they aborted take-off and we came down HARD, and managed to stop because of those same buffer things that (unfortunately) stopped Pence’s plane from skidding completely off the runway…

I believe if the Cubs win, civilization destroys itself. No outside intervention is necessary.

The emails were not from Hillary, not from her server, not from her investigation. They were not marked classified, the FBI is merely investigating if there was any classified information in them. There is no indication that there was classified information in them.

Comey is merely informing Congress that they’re…

She is Misty Copeland, the very first black Principal Dancer in the American Ballet Theatre. She is amazing and talented and a ballet legend:)

RIGHT! That’s what the Dakota Pipeline protesters are doing wrong! They need a building. And to be white! And guns!

He seems more like syphilis to me, what with driving so many to mental illness and all.

Balletomanes and actual ballerinas were quite steamed about what they viewed as “appropriation;”

This is EXCELLENT. Way better than the stupid cracks about white people I just read above.

Is anyone else completely incapable of lying? I can’t. I do the Santa thing but if my kids ever directly ask I won’t lie. The truth will just pour out. This is why my kids knew about where babies come from at a reeeeeally young age.

I’m sure Oscar Wilde’s ghost is thrilled.