Out of habit more than anything, my family would put out a miniature Nativity set decorated by my Grandpa. Usually on a side table or the piano. I made my own addition one year, a certain spring-loaded suction cup novelty held back from Halloween. My parents woke up the next morning to see the Holy Ghost bobbing…

Oh, so she wants all marriage requests to be run by her so she can decide whether or not to grant them the license? Is that it? Does she want to be god’s stand-in (her hateful god anyway) and give her “permission” (or worse yet, blessing)?

Octopodes or octopuses ;) octopi is a false romanization. Penises or penes, which sounds like a pretty good pasta. WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS

In Arken’s defense I added it after he/she commented

In Arken’s defense I added it after he/she commented

Shit, I forgot the /s, fixed it now

That’s an insult to eleven year-olds everywhere.

I have family like this - stars of David and menorahs all over their evangelical Christ-loving homes. They love Jesus so much that they love his whole lineage, back to David. And they need alllll the Jews in the world go back to Israel because then Christ will come again and they’ll all be vindicated. End times,…

Clearly they made it wrong. A properly made Blizzard should never spill.

You don’t lift sanctions. You crack down on their assets. You cut off their oil and drill, baby, drill for our own. We don’t retreat. We reload against any foe daring to test us.

Totally, or maybe she was playing with magnetic poetry and decided to use it for speech material.

My “favorite” was from her quitting speech:

It was a blizzard - it shouldn’t spill.

After impersonating Sarah Palin in a conversation with the A.L.I.C.E. artificial language bot, I’d say they’re definitely on conversational par with one another. But ALICE is more polite, more honest, and generally keeps up with the topic-flow a little better. Here we go:

Palin fails the Turing Test every time she opens her mouth. ELIZA was more believable.

Reminds me of a baby learning to talk. You know how they get the vocabulary but the actual order in which they should go is a little shaky?

Is that an example of the “American” she wants everyone to speak? Or is that just an incomprehensible word salad?

I just want her to tell me the name of that Orwell novel with the unicorns and glitter.