It’s perfect. She’s actually speaking in pure, unadulturated “dog-whistle”. There’s nothing else! Her speeches are nearly 100% devoid of information, but they’re chock full of meaning to folks who like her and believe the things she does.

It’s fucking brilliant. Horrifying, but she’s always going to have an audience,…

My Lord, I can not believe how long it took me to figure it out: she is a performance artist. She is trolling us all. No one could possible string that many inane clichés together sincerely. It takes dedication, effort and real credibility to include “drill, baby drill”. “We don’t retreated. We reload.” “He may…

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

She’s like a Mad Lib of random right-wing catchphrases.

Why do I feel compelled to apologize on behalf of Alaska every time this idiot publicly word vomits?

When I read this, I hear in my mind the teacher from Peanuts, “wahwahwah wahwah wahwahwahwah wah.”

I’m not convinced she’s not a robot. Some freshman Computer Science major wrote a program as a joke that generates Tea Party-esque phrases and then uploaded it into her mainframe.

Yeah I went to college in Kenosha. This is totally unsurprising.

Don’t be Wisconsin, Don’t be Wisconsin.

Quick question: who puts vodka in a water bottle and carries it around? This dude has different hydration needs.

Filtered, bottled water, purchased to help keep her baby healthy is too much of a stretch? Drunk pours out Dasani, pours in liquor, done.

Totally a normal reaction to someone using up all your super secret vodka.

The article notes she used a bottle in the fridge that she normally kept full of water for this purpose. Sounds like he took her bottle.

The article says that the water bottle she used was the bottle always uses (and presumably keeps filled) for the baby’s formula. The father had emptied out the water and put vodka in it. If I put a bottle of water in the fridge, it is not unreasonable of me to expect that when I get it out again, it will still have…

Thanks! This headline was totally wrong. Unknowingly yes, but not the real story.

Mostly not really. Not in a baby bottle, but in a water bottle the mother then used to fill the baby bottle.

everyone i went to high school with in the 90s. that’s who. it was a time before water bottles were suspect. ah, the glory days.

I used to volunteer at a music festival that didn’t allow people to bring in alcohol (they wanted you to buy it inside). Every year two or three parents would smuggle alcohol into the festival in baby bottles or juice bottles and get too drunk to remember to check which one they were giving the kid and end up…

Take your baby and run, Mama. You guys need to be safe and you won’t be with him around.