Hi Jezzies!

It is racist, among many other things. But that’s the person you want to align yourself with, even when a lot of this shit has been recent and it’s clear he still thinks this way (and like I said before, he doesn’t write about jut food) then that says a whole lot about you. Later.

I used to work at QVC, I have some!

A guy who I work (worked I guess) was going to get charged with a crime this week and I was the victim of that crime. And he committed suicide the day before the indictment was issued. And I can’t process this.

More ups and downs with Big Foot. She has agreed to resume counseling but only with Julia (the director and I have set some standards for all future visits). She had asked about going back to her old school but the principal will only allow her to come back to the alternative school program and that is a waste of…

JEZZIE NOOB HERE! I’ve finally found the courage to comment on something. Anyway, I guess I need some advice:

Alright I need some relationship-y advice.

It would be really nice if Barbara Walters and ABC News turned their attention to the damaging absurdity of people who are registered sex offenders because they got drunk and urinated in a public place. Which is gross and and should be subject to at least a hefty fine, but hardly up there with rape, child molestation…

Aramaic

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the main point of a doula to make sure that the doctors/nurses respect the birth plan and to advocate for the mother? Because that’s what I thought it is, which is why I don’t think she needs one. Her husband, me, and my mom will all do that as needed.

When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…

My sister and I were just talking about how my working in the medical field has made me less tolerant of the whole “menstruation is a super-secret taboo” thing in the US. I’m not super concerned with hiding a pad or tampon when I take it from my bag to my pocket like I used to be.

It’s called, “I have better things to do than think up dumb shit to distract myself with.”

Female air marshals.

The story says her guardians are suing for the girl. Not her family. That’s a big clue.

The fetus was clearly reaching for the officer’s gun.

It just never ends. Isn’t it clear yet that the entire fundamental nature of policing in this country is broken? We employ them to protect us from bad people and serve their communities. But what they actually do, nearly everywhere, is bully and do harm.

Oooohhh I’ve done the food poisoning + long flight combo. Not fun. Leaving Vietnam, and it hit me as we were walking to the terminal with nary a bathroom in sight. Spewed in a bin, got splashback all over my pants and shoes, and had to get on a flight in 10 minutes.

Attack people. They attack people.

I just followed you purely for this beautiful, majestic swan of a comment.