It's a lot of mess TBH. Especially if you can put more candy in.

Did your society lawyer husband also dress up?

Don't engage. I think SelmaJ is the same troll as Judyj. The post has the same air of batshit crazy.

Pretty sure it’s a troll, guys. Ignore/dismiss/etc

So I came into some money last month and decided to invest in four new duvet covers (one queen and three twin, so I’ll end up with two duvet covers for each comforter I own.) For the last two weeks, I’ve been spending untold hours googling duvet covers, looking at them on EBay, Amazon, Pottery Barn, etc, etc, etc,…

Oh hey guys, another more serious question;

I got food poisoning leaving Hawaii, but I lived on the West Coast then so I didn’t start puking until I got home, thank goodness. Just spent the whole night on my bathroom floor. Only problem was, I had a flight to London, from California, the next morning. I was so dehydrated that I fainted at the ticket counter, so…

Badass. I read this in my best Dos XX voice. “I don’t always puke myself, but when I do, I prefer to be flying a helicopter.”

Man, fuck sitting in the back... I do fine when on the controls :P

Who hasn’t wanted to throw up at brunch though, really. That’s why they serve mimosas. Hair of the dog.

I was doing fieldwork in a rainforest that was so remote you had to helicopter in- which was THE SHIT!! I’d flown in there a few times before and fucking loved it.

I never have a story that quite fits these things!

I don’t understand: how did that restaurant stay in business, if they send the staff home when they’re hung over? Most places I’m familiar with, 33% of kitchen staff and 50% of the front of house can be assumed to be drunk or hung over, at the start of the day.

It must have been after spring time in Ohio. That’s when all our orange barrels sprout, our exits close, and a person’s colon turns to thoughts of “because fuck you, that’s why.”

Is this chick for real or just a grade-A troll? I can’t tell because sadly I’ve met a couple people like her in real life...

Sniffles are trashy. Society’s Winnie the Poohs get the sniffles. Not society’s Lawyer Wives.

I refuse to believe she would ever have a cold! She would be like Tom Cruise, who never gets sick because he’s a high ranking Scientologist. Nope, this woman has never had a sniffle in her life.

I have a hard time believing a natural supermom who looks like Kristen Wiig would let a cold stand in her way.

1) Got food poisoning right before traveling from mainland Spain to Majorca. Had to go through airport security doubled over and white as a sheet and sweating profusely. Naturally, the flight was miserable. We made it to the GLORIOUS castle/villa/hotel we were staying in and the groundskeeper insisted upon showing us…

When I was 18 and working at a convenience store, a cute boy that worked in the same building as me asked me out at the end of the work day. I had had a crush on him pretty much from the first time I saw him 6 months earlier, so I accepted and went back to work. Apparently the butterflies in my stomach set off a…