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Yoko wants you to swallow The Little Book of Calm.

The fact that Swift can’t enjoy the dorky dancer that is Tom Hiddleston makes me like her less.

North Carolina legislature,

There’re. There are.

Sorry, but geez; it’s happened on Jez like twice this week.

He is wrong.

Yusss.
I really need to see what happens with Mark and Emma.

And to what extent of awesome Emma and Maggie make that baby.

The girl on cello gets it.

My parents have completely different schedules and my dad snores. LOUDLY.
For years my dad fell asleep at his odd hours on the couch not to wake my mom, but I think it was only the couch and not the guest bed because it was a middle-ground that was still kind of acceptable.
Once he just claimed the guest room as his

My mom had a table tell her they “gave her tip to God”. I’m guessing in the collection plate. She wasn’t thrilled.

Then, I had a table write on their receipt that their tip was for me to use to go buy a Bible. ....which, I think you can get those for free?
I think I bought Wendy’s instead.

I have a friend that is allergic to certain pesticides which happen to be usually used on tomato crops, so she doesn’t eat them unless she’s picked them from her own garden. The amount of shit she’s gotten from people who spot this but haven’t asked is un.believable. She doesn’t want blisters on her mouth, okay? Like

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Ooo! I love her, and love I'm With Lucy; this sounds similar so two good reasons to see it.

He's a cute and charming actor with good timing, but yeah, he's a bit of a bro.

I just wish that once I could have witnessed a teacher snap their fingers at a teenage boy and say, "Hey, she's not here for you to look at. Get back to work." My life would've been made.

"But if I have to be confident in her consent then I might find out she isn't consenting, and then I won't get to have sex! Which is the worst ever!"

That's all I'm hearing from the opposition.

I feel like I've been watching this trailer for months and months and months and please put it in eyeballs already!

But what a way to go!

You can sense how jealous I am, right, like it travels?

A big nose can outweigh a lot of not-so-attractive features for me. Curly hair is the awesomest though.

How do you function? I'd be struck dumb. AND if he had freckles? ahhhhhhhhh

The way Russell Tovey cries...in everything.

It doesn't work for any other actor, but I want to get on that so hard.