It's like, if you don't wanna babysit just say so.

"crotch fruit"? Come on.

Likewise; totally understandable. I think it's great you'd put up what you know.

Just double-checking (since you wrote out a response): you knew I was supporting what you said, right? Because I'm fully behind what you said, and I feel like Jon Stewart is too.

I mean, you 'liked' it, so I figured. But still.

It was like the Daily Show saw into my soul.

"They don't care about your family or your dead children at all."

What the fuck do you think we care about?!

I'm surprised how well it's fit into my life. Actual good-for-me stuff with basically zero effort on my part, haha; a grad student's dream! And then I just freeze fruit I can't eat right away and turn it into smoothies. Yum.

I'll join! I gained weight during quals (damn you, quals!) and have been trying to figure out how to help my late-20s body as opposed to my early-20s body (do nothing, sit back and wait for spontaneous health).
I've ended up using one of those produce delivery companies so I have no excuse that I don't have anything…

I remember telling a friend who was several episodes behind me watching it, when it was on Cartoon Network and I recorded them on VHS for her, that, "Neptune and Uranus are cousins but I'm pretty sure they're lying about it because they love each other." I spent awhile waiting for the reveal because I was too naive to…

It's more of a grocery store item, like if you're bringing 6-packs to a party. In bars there might be 1-2 kinds in a bottle, and rarely on tap (where I've lived in Virginia and Ohio anyway).
I don't like beer and got so spoiled with cider selections in the UK, so I've often been the lame one with a soda when out with…

What are the "notes" for beer in general? Because when I drink beer I mostly feel like I'm sucking on a wicker basket.

I love Strongbow. My semester in London was all Strongbow, all the time.
I only got side-eye from fellow Americans, and I'm surely not going to take the opinions of 20-year-old college students seriously.
Everyone else has been cool.

That's what I instantly thought. "What about Smee?!" (Smee's me, etc.)

This is the only gif I've used this week.
I understand no one's crazy motivations for doing/saying anything, and the world makes me sad.

When I was studying abroad in London I once saw Neve Campbell waiting outside the stagedoor after seeing Patrick Stewart in a production of The Tempest. I ended up getting his autograph on my ticket but was too chicken to say anything to her.
My home-stay family lived out in the "suburbs" and I once was paying for…

I *might* have been waiting my whole life for this. Christine McVie announced she was coming back and it was like, "TAKE ALL MY MONEY."
And they did. They took it. ;) And I like it.

I am counting the days until I see Fleetwood Mac in October, and this made me 1000x more excited.

I had a "power food" with lunch so I felt completely justified eating a 1/3 of a Thin Mints sleeve as well. It's all about balance.

There is no timeline in grad school. I entered 21 and I will leave 21, despite being hmpfladh years older.

I got too distracted when he said "stripped of your body"; what was this about?

But he'd ALSO do your taxes!