There is NO surpassing this. This is talent.

Oy, and the maniacal reasoning you have to put yourself through!

"I really think the kitchen should be cleaner than this...my mother taught me to have a cleaner kitchen than this...He did this though-it's his stupid sandwich crumbs/dirty spoon...I could ask him to clean it...But what if that seems like I'm nagging?...I…

It's SO true, and unfair to even think so. I guess it's frustrating for all of us in different ways *sigh*. Wonder if companies should maybe, y'know, listen to us? :)

It's at this point where I find myself grumpy enough to wonder if the 00s and 0s don't overlap with juniors and maybe they should just get their clothes there. Not fair, I know, but Jesus there are a lot of XSs left on an adult clothing clearance rack.

And the PURE IMAGINATION music agh dying.

Wristbone. Ah, the wristbone.

Twinsies.

"Normaling" has been done.

Film School Teacher.
Yeah, sounds pretty close to my actual hobbies/life.

I'm enjoying it, no lie.

And now 'Werewolf Bar Mitzvah' is stuck in MY head.

Ugh.

The Hydrate has sea buckthorn oil in it? Never ordered something so fast in my life. :)
About how long does a bottle last you?

L'Occitane's Gardener's Hand Therapy helped soothe one of the WORST sunburns I've ever gotten on the tops of my hands (bike ride). Awesome, awesome brand.

I really love Blissoma's Amend serum. Although my Sonic Mia and the Kiehl's Ultra Cleanser get things clean and keep bumps away, I have yet to find anything good for moisturizing. This + the Kiehl's Rescuer do a good enough job that I just use under-eye concealer on normal days.

The Pureology Hydrate is the only thing that makes my scalp stop itching in the summer. Whatever it's got in it that does the trick is my savior.

This was always my favorite intro of her on 30 Rock.

God, Welsh is beautiful! I once worked at a camp that had several counselors from the UK but it was this kid Seiriol everyone was always asking to translate things into Welsh. He was calling people lamb's cocks and it was still the best thing they'd ever heard, haha.
I adore Matthew Rhys but practically everything he…

That's hilarious!
I used to think the difference in UK accents was really unique until I couldn't understand a Texas cashier at a restaurant only an hour from my house (took me a full minute to realize a "dot cuck" was a Diet Coke). I love that Jimmy Carr's laugh has no accent to distinguish it besides basically being…

I find it all sexy by default, because I'm American, haha. I usually decipher a Welsh accent by asking myself, "Does that remind me of Tom Jones?"! I watch a lot of The Voice UK. ;)
I do like a northern accent though - people trying to change every vowel to 'eh' is wonderfully ancient-sounding.