You describe the way my soul does, by using wonderful things to appreciate the other wonderful things.

That last one is now my everything.

Oh man, I laughed hard at that.
"Cranfording"...teehee.

Next time someone says "What's up?" I'm gonna be like, "It's all kickin' off in Asgard!"

I've been planning on watching it; it sounds interesting. I don't watch Conan that much though, so it hasn't been at the top of my list.

Is that Jack Macbrayer inside the Hope Floats box?

Stuff like this always makes me tear up. PEOPLE BEING NICE FOR A CHANGE! YAY!

Well. It needed it.

It means dove in Spanish. Isn't that lovely?

Hello Fellow-Self :) I just took a shameful amount of time to do my qualifying exams for those very reasons. I'm a horrible procrastinator and that kept me from scheduling because I was anxious that I hadn't prepared enough in the time I'd ill-used and would thus end up with horrible results.
Well, I ended up lacking…

This is a great article.
My elementary school experience was closer to this and I loved learning, but I can barely remember what I learned in public school (except how to take a test). And for sure, to self-direct learning, the internet was a miracle that thankfully popped up at the right time. I hope this spreads…

Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy?

Who does he think is forcing women to be like men?
Is it other women?
So does he think women (those at the start of suffrage movements I'm guessing) were unsatisfied and wanted to try the man-way, unknowingly setting themselves up for misery?
But then why, initially, would a woman want a different type of life unless…

If my kid ends up being a lil' Nazgul I just hope they're the best lil' Nazgul they can be; that's all I ask.

I was talking about this with my brother and his main comments were, "I wouldn't do that to my kids" (having a hyphenated name or a different one than their mother), and, "I don't have to worry, I know I'm not marrying the kind of woman who'll want to keep hers."

Are the people who use "that awkward moment" old enough to get into the theater to see this movie?

It makes a convincing case for a Bubble Boy-type life.

Right? They're such charming dorks! Why do they do this to us?

My brother tried to gross me out with this one, and I was like, "Yeah yeah yeah, now move over and look at THIS" and showed him a bot-fly coming out of a guy's back.
He gagged.

Bot-fly removal. Except in animals. But, bot-fly removal.