Who does he think is forcing women to be like men?
Is it other women?
So does he think women (those at the start of suffrage movements I'm guessing) were unsatisfied and wanted to try the man-way, unknowingly setting themselves up for misery?
But then why, initially, would a woman want a different type of life unless…

If my kid ends up being a lil' Nazgul I just hope they're the best lil' Nazgul they can be; that's all I ask.

I was talking about this with my brother and his main comments were, "I wouldn't do that to my kids" (having a hyphenated name or a different one than their mother), and, "I don't have to worry, I know I'm not marrying the kind of woman who'll want to keep hers."

Are the people who use "that awkward moment" old enough to get into the theater to see this movie?

It makes a convincing case for a Bubble Boy-type life.

Right? They're such charming dorks! Why do they do this to us?

My brother tried to gross me out with this one, and I was like, "Yeah yeah yeah, now move over and look at THIS" and showed him a bot-fly coming out of a guy's back.
He gagged.

Bot-fly removal. Except in animals. But, bot-fly removal.

This was the book where, afterward, when other kids would be like, "You like to reeeeaaaddd? Ewwwww!" I could be like, "Whatever, fuckers. Do you not realize the awesomeness that I get?!"

I LOVE this show and there has only been one episode. Didn't care about cooking shows until this one. Every tv show should be Master Chef Junior. (I have my qualifying exams next week; my opinion right now might be slightly influenced by the combined presence of children and food)

I LOVE this show and there has only been one episode. Didn't care about cooking shows until this one. Every tv show should be Master Chef Junior. (I have qualifying exams next week; my opinion right now might be slightly influenced by the combined presence of children and food)

Ugh. I can technically work on my research, but my boss can't. He can't even answer my emails. I'm sure we'll make real quick progress now.

Honestly, our munitions would be THE best. Nutmeg-bomb, anyone?

If I had any money all of it would go to Madewell and Rag and Bone. Damn those beautiful bastards.

Right? That episode was all "Holy shit, Nanny West!" and "Hell yeah, Edith!"

But guys, he's listened to the Proust audiobook, AND the university asked him to teach a class even though he doesn't have a doctorate.

Sans Rouge is totally my new favorite band name.

I like Virginia too. And yeah, it doesn't seem to be on every parent-to-be's list, which is nice.

I always argue the worst nicknames for the names I don't like. It's something to be considered though; most people end up with a nickname even if they don't want it (I'm lookin' at you, guy-at-work-named-Christopher-not-Chris)