in before the white men brigade of kotaku complain about their rights

So how many more years until we get Asian and Latino actors and actresses to grace these covers? Baby steps, I guess?

Because I'm the target demographic, because I'm deeply troubled by how self-professed feminists treat other women, because I'm actually concerned with where the conversation around social justice goes, and because I hate my job and wasting time on the internet is a terrible vice...idk. Why are YOU here?

What? You didnt already learn that from the Beyonce is Perfect threads?

I love how there are SO MANY people that disagree with this article.... but golly, they're all greyed....

Thank you! Everyone acts like she's just amazing all of the time. She's kind of meh to me.

Watch out. Dems fightin' words on Jezebel ;)

Oh for Christ's sake, can we get thru at least one goddamn day without Jezebel proclaiming that BEYONCE IS THE MOST EPIC SINGER EVAHHHHHHHHH

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

At least she didn't have a mirror behind her.

I've officially overdosed on Beyonce. First it was Jennifer Lawrence, then Beyonce. Jezebel: the site that makes me end up hating celebrities I never cared about in the first place. (Cue the "well don't read the post then!" responses now...)

Good God, Ian Somerhalder. Yes please.

Um, if you're attracted to women and you are a woman, you aren't straight.

I think I can explain.

Oh, this one's easy. Certain people love to hate a pretty, driven, talented female whose highest priority is something other than making men and boys want to fuck her. Some people haaaaaaate that. Typically, they're called misogynists, and sadly they sometimes have ladybits. :(

I'm going to sound like such a troll in posing this question, but whatevs. So, clearly Bey's newest album and all that goes along with it is more overtly sexual than any of her previous work.

Not really:

Uncle Sugar funds your boner pills, Fuckabee. Uncle Sugar also funds penis pumps and implants. Tell us, why don't you men accept impotence for what it so clearly is? God's Will For You.

Too late, Apple. I switched to Android last year and I'm not going back. Not only do I enjoy the larger screen, but the customizable OS is way better. And the features! So many features.

Oh please. Seriously??? You actually think wearing sticks in your hair decoratively is a racist stereotype? And that it makes one less of a decent human being to wear them? It's this ridiculously stupid nitpicking that takes importance and seriousness away from actual racist occurrences that do matter and do hurt…