I've often fantasized about The Rapture being real. Could you think of any more heavenly experience for the world than having every religious nutbag disappear all at once?

Did you purposely miss the point?

No it doesn't.

The guy with a double chin is fat-shaming people? What?

Hey genius, I don't go around calling myself that in real life. Seriously, that was a stupid comment.

So an idiot who never studied history named "T-boz" (seriously?) thinks a song based on classic poetry is corny...

This. It's because she's not really on TV as most people think of it.

"(He lost four of them, including little Adolf, in the wake of domestic violence allegations.) "

Not necessarily. Windows mobile came on flip phones that you couldn't sell today used for even $5.

LOL what's that phone worth? $5? I wouldn't steal it either.

I don't see the problem as long as you view it as an entertainment expense, you could afford it and you enjoyed it.

"A new 3DS would be nice, but the psychological damage is already done"

The US really needs babyname laws like European countries. Nobody should have to go through life named Hoobastank or Iphone 4s.

Most of these are pretty damn stupid. If you're on twitter, you're not the indignant pauper you're claiming to be.

Can it stream to a DLNA-enabled blu-ray home theater?

Rednecks often have a fierce pride in this resourcefulness, are deeply loyal to each other, and ultimately stand as symbols of a long-gone, surely slower, but arguably better way of living in harmony with the land than we will probably ever see again in this country.

Umm, that actually IS censorship.

Django Unchained was the #1 movie in Italy for 2 weeks earlier this year.

I'm not excusing what the marketing company did. Called it bad taste. I just don't agree that it's racist because I think they would have done the same thing had Morgan Freeman been in the last 15 minutes.

Yah, Kitkat set me straight. I don't think Walz deserved that one.