I've often fantasized about The Rapture being real. Could you think of any more heavenly experience for the world than having every religious nutbag disappear all at once?

Did you purposely miss the point?

No it doesn't.

The guy with a double chin is fat-shaming people? What?

Hey genius, I don't go around calling myself that in real life. Seriously, that was a stupid comment.

So an idiot who never studied history named "T-boz" (seriously?) thinks a song based on classic poetry is corny...

This. It's because she's not really on TV as most people think of it.

"(He lost four of them, including little Adolf, in the wake of domestic violence allegations.) "

"A new 3DS would be nice, but the psychological damage is already done"

The US really needs babyname laws like European countries. Nobody should have to go through life named Hoobastank or Iphone 4s.

Rednecks often have a fierce pride in this resourcefulness, are deeply loyal to each other, and ultimately stand as symbols of a long-gone, surely slower, but arguably better way of living in harmony with the land than we will probably ever see again in this country.

Umm, that actually IS censorship.

Django Unchained was the #1 movie in Italy for 2 weeks earlier this year.

I'm not excusing what the marketing company did. Called it bad taste. I just don't agree that it's racist because I think they would have done the same thing had Morgan Freeman been in the last 15 minutes.

Yah, Kitkat set me straight. I don't think Walz deserved that one.

Oh, my bad. I don't think he deserved that.

If he's "the real star" of anything he's in, even if he's only got a bit part... didn't you just do the same thing these Italian people did?

Made sense to me. I thought Leo's performance was awesome, while Jamie just phoned that one in.

He sure was evil in that movie, eh? Nasty guy.

That isn't true. Don't confuse Italy with all of Europe.