Depends on what you mean by “drunk”. The combo can definitely get away from you, but there IS a synergistic sweet spot; for me it’s somewhere around 4 drinks topped off with a nice bowl.

“I don’t remember much about the bachelorette party. Some red headed number. I could feel a white light coming from behind me with the sound of bagpipes and knew I had to get out of there. Finally the radio tells me ‘Sir, you need a car if you’re going to order from the drive thru.’ A nice person gave me a baked…

out of you and the real brick tamlin, you’re definitely the one with worse reading comprehension

Commenters seem incapable of interpreting your comment.

As a Jew who prefers to be date Jews to keep my religion alive, I want to agree with what you wrote. But when yo start ascribing magical qualities to the ‘black genome,’ you lost me. Genomes do not have ‘innate spirituality.’ And ascribing ‘humanity’s better instincts’ to black people only is ridiculous, as well as…

This is easily the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day. Which is impressive since it’s not even noon yet.

No, he said he had dumped her in the past because of his image. This letter, written later on, is him saying he’s grown beyond that and realizes he shouldn’t have cared so much about his image. This is why he was reaching out to her and offering friendship.

This is just insanely racist!

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Great article; I’ve never seen an actual explanation of what the “triangle offense” is.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

I lost my last fight this way too, although mine was post-vasectomy and my 4 year old used a toy stethoscope to hit me, but still it should have been called a low blow and his win should be vacated 

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

I’m paying for the 25% change that McGregor get’s soooo fucking frustrated with mayweathers defense style that he flips out and kicks mayweather in the dick.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

Maybe they should convert him to Celsius or Fahrenheit for an instant reduction.

Not a bullshit stat because Lebron scored more points on 120 fewer shots.

LIBRUL CUCK MAGA