This morning in San Antonio:

You misspelled “4"

It’s actually terrifying to me how many times in the videos defenders get beat so badly that they literally just stop playing...

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

KG isn’t eating shit lol. Amazing talent, admirable passion, but dude is the king of “posturing”.

Judging by his offspring count, I’m sure he’s got broads in Atlanta.

Any reason to give it to Billy, I guess. Even if it’s wrong.

You were understating the “kicked really hard” part. He might be dead. Sad. There’s not much dignity in being murdered by what appears to be a French restaurant maitre d’ in Casual Friday attire.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

AWESOME that the huge Vineyard Vines logo is so prominently featured in the background

And lo they formed the ancient fighting circle as many announced the famous war cry "come at me bro!". Verily they did come at him and a plethora of errant punches was soon bandied about wildly. Many a tear was shed for the boat shoes and pastel shirts dirtied on that famed field of martial struggle.

Is that guy who got kicked dead?

1977?

It’s actually 1,393,459,200

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”

Uh, Barry, we’ve known about Onion Sports for some time.

“The Dark Knight’s Bane” would have been far more appropriate.

As I’ve said before, all these parents naming their kids “Aiden,” “Jayden,” “Kaden,” etc. need to have the balls to just name them after the obvious inspiration:

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.

He needs pay raise. That way his wife can afford a better potato to record her videos with.