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THANK YOU I DIED!!!!!! I CANNOT HANDLE THIS!!!

2. Don’t say your favorite Radiohead album is Kid A.

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“A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process.”

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

If Ginobli is correctly whistled for his T, he doesn’t get elbowed, and the resulting play doesn't even begin.

Yet what Ginobili is doing over the line isn’t a T by the definition of the rule? GTFO with that. A career flopper got his just reward tonight. Rejoice world.

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Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!

I had completely forgotten about Ryan Lochte. Jeah! Super excited for Rio now! Jeah Jeah!

Alternatively there ought to be a national service that doesn’t have to be military in nature. Give 2 to four years to teaching in lower income schools, building bridges or improving infrastructure and in exchange free college education and health care for the rest of your life.

If my grandfather had known anything about football, was Italian, wasn’t a roaring racist or unable to control his bouts of violence, and hadn’t died from cirrhosis when I was ten, this could totally be him, as he to was an old guy with glasses. Memories.

The Mountain That Rides the Porcelain Throne.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

I sense that its more “real” to watch professional wrestling then professional cycling.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

Derek Jeter: “Did you prep the gift baskets at home?”

The check thing makes sense to me. He didn’t want to be liked for his money. That’s how I read that.

I mean, its not the craziest thing to believe in. People think there is some mystical omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent being, meddling in human day to day activities, keeping a roll call of people and their transgressions that is floating in a realm that may or may not be in the clouds or another dimension...

Josh! What is best in life!