Reason #4,598,098 why people should ditch organized religion, ESPECIALLY if you are a woman.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

I see the Sanderson idea a lot because he did such a great job on WoT and he is so good at hitting his promised deadlines, but he’d actually be a terrible fit stylistically even if they were looking for a successor. Jordan to Sanderson is a much easier switch than Martin to Sanderson.

this take is fire (and blood)

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

I agree, I thought Sanderson knocked it out of the park when he finished up WoT. His Mistborn books were amazing (though the first did drag a bit, when Vin had to pretend to be a Nobel and went to all the parties). But the world he created, and the ultimate ending to the 1st Trilogy were phenomenal. The end of Vin’s…

I really enjoyed Locke Lamora and I’m desperately hoping we get another book this year. But I would be remiss if I didn’t plug Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn series as my favorite fantasy in recent years. Now encompassing 7 total novels spanning 2 distinct time periods, it’s just so fun. Way more sanitized than Martin…

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

You have no idea how many Titans fans want this to be true. I’d wager at least both of them do.

You’re the hero we all need/deserve

I think Todd Gurley might have something to say about the Rams not having a marketable star...

The Rams are a boring team without a marketable star, and they’re moving to Los Angeles.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

did...did they just announce the announcement of an announcement? for something that could be done in a tweet?

You get paid millions of dollars, have access to some of the best training and workout facilities in the world, and have doctors, trainers, and assistants around to help you, and literally all you have to do is stay in shape, and you balloon up like your offseason training regimen was held at Golden Corral. What the…

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Sad that so many long-term fans eventually turn into Kefka...

panda ... panda .. panda. panda!

Great, now I have to go back and read through the NBA Shit List again. Thanks a lot.