“Spend an hour in jail and I’ll give you $100,000 after the Cowboys draft me.”

Fair enough.

I don't watch hockey at all, but to me that just looks like an attempt to murder someone. In any other context, if you hit someone in the neck with a stick that way, using your entire body weight, anyone watching would think "man, he just tried to kill that guy." I can't even ice skate much less play hockey, so am I…

Probably a figment of my imagination, but it feels like I can hear the ball hitting the person in the head. That's gonna raise a lump

Ball don't lie isn't even a 'Sheed phrase. People have been saying that forever. Complaining about someone using that phrase in a pod title is asinine.

yup

I would love to listen to the good stuff. Please tell me what it is.

You completely understood the article. Well done!

49? are you shitting me?

I hate every part of this comment.

I really want to smoke with Bill Walton someday.

I really love this placement on the sidebar thing:

using words you don't understand makes you sound not precocious

this is a fucking nightmare

I love the Pats. Fuck LeGarrette Blount.

This is one of the dumbest, most poorly researched articles I have ever seen on this site. I am on your side in this fight; idiotic articles like this are what make people dismiss us. A sword? What?

More people need to be talking about the statistically unfathomable cycle of heartbreaking losses here. Detroit to Dallas, Dallas to Green Bay, Green Bay to Seattle, Seattle to New England. Unbelievable.

thanks!

sure seemed like they won the game to me. they had a trophy ceremony and everything

Counterpoint: Not being a "fairweather fan" usually just makes you a fucking chump. The team owners skimp at every turn, fleece your community for stadium money, let their incompetent-ass kids run a billion-dollar organization, and you still keep paying for season tickets that cost more than your car because you're…