+1. You can come up with 5 different explanations for a fumble rate that's 2 fumbles lower per season. #1 would be Belichick's clear willingness to play less-talented running back who don't fumble over more-talented running backs who do. #2 would be the nature of the Patriot's attack, which emphasizes quick passes for…

you forgot "please read this passage from an erotic novel about you"

I'd agree with a lot of names there, but James Harden? James Harden is a good shooter who draws fouls really well. Calling him electrifying is a disservice to players who actually deserve that title, like Russell Westbrook.

almost as good as the score for Conan the Barbarian. Almost

that's the part that makes the most sense though. He gets the ball for a few seconds and then gets rid of it. The refs handle it a hell of a lot longer and didn't notice. The part that doesn't make sense is Belichick not knowing about every single thing that happens with the team.

There are a lot of holes in their story but "how did he not notice" is not one of them. Once the game starts, the ball gets snapped into his hands and it has to be out of his hands within 5 second or he gets run over. The referees collectively handle the balls at least 10 times as long as the QB, without a bunch of…

this is an attractive person

did you come up with Fredo of superheroes? because that's good

I made it almost halfway through before I quit. The shock porn images during Gamergate were better than this.

I thought this was a pretty good interview

or fat man and little boy

Why did we need to know that you're a Seahawks fan for that statement

Fisher made the right decision for Fisher. His decision makes no sense if your goal is to win the game.It makes perfect sense if your goal is to get paid.

I don't think you're going far enough. To me the question is how did he manage to get over that shit at all? This would be absolutely brutal, even at 22.

no fucking way

seriously. if you had told me a month ago that a CNN anchor would be on tv talking about biting Bill Cosby in the dick... wtf

last samurai, guns blazing, and titanic sinking. All in one sentence. Impressive

or makes the first two and misses the third on purpose

...which we should be thankful for every day

It depends on whether or not we have a tax treaty with Sweden.