“How are you getting home?” Freddy Hernandez, my esteemed colleague and terrible gift-giver asked me, after gifting…
Yep. I’ve been in apology mode for the Chase for the last thirteen years, but this is just straight up bullshit. You want to award points based on segments? Fine. Computers can keep track of where people are at the end of lap 60 and the end of lap 120. Just don’t STOP THE FRIGGIN’ RACE.
NASCAR is going to lose even more fans with this change. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
I’m confident that this move was in no way motivated by the desire to show you 98 commercials during the breaks between heats.
Like an impending dentist appointment on the calendar, I’ve been trying to forget about NASCAR’s upcoming changes…
I find NASCAR’s continued efforts to keep me from watching them ever again to be amusing.
“Is that a stock car?” the Tim Hortons server asked, which seemed a perfectly reasonable thing to say when a race…
And whiskey. He said so.
Kyle Shanahan would have thrown a couple more passes.
And I suspect whiskey is involved somehow, as well.
It might be a bigger problem getting it to go than to stop.
Melissa McCarthy made a special appearance on Saturday Night Live tonight to portray White House press secretary…
Australia’s Mount Panorama Circuit is one of the greatest tracks in the world. Watch this howling Audi R8 LMS take…
We updated the rosters. We updated the uniforms. We even updated the end zones. It’s time to CPU vs. CPU simulate…
I still play Oregon Trail
Having talked to something like 100 current/former GS employees over the past two days, I don’t think this is a vocal minority. I think it’s a sampling of a systemic problem affecting stores across North America.
I thought I was nice. I thought I was a kind, friendly face around the office. A generous boss as No. 2 at Jalopnik.…
You, sir, are going to hell.