or, two 300 pound people making a porno

“When the Navi’s a rockin...”

Was Kurt able to get any more engine pics? And I know I’m not the only one who saw the rear view display at night and thought ‘Star Wars trench run’.

How exciting!

Readers, if you also don’t mind: a round of applause for Stef and Kurt, who have been covering and shooting the hell out of this race for the past 24+ hours and have done an amazing job.

You do know Action Express is the NASCAR “house team” right?

Müller was able to fend off Pilet’s multiple attacks at the very end to win it for Ford.

This may sound silly, but seeing Jeff Gordon on the overall race winning team made me slightly misty-eyed. I grew up with Jeff, and it’s so nice to see guy as good as Jeff add to his stellar resume by doing something in a completely different discipline than NASCAR. Bravo to Wayne Taylor Racing as a whole...the Taylor…

He absolutely did have a gap when he outbraked him.

Taylor carried more speed than Albuquerque coming off of the big NASCAR banking into the infield section of the Daytona road course, ultimately tagging the No. 5 from behind.

The only BOP issue I saw was that the Cadillacs had a 2 second a lap advantage over the other P cars. When you look at the Global cars vs the other DPis the balance was actually pretty good.

That 911 made my butthole pucker there for a few minutes. Congratulations Ford, great win!! And way to be aggressive Taylor, that was a great drive and an even better no call by the officials. Fantastic race today.

Welp, that’s the pits.

Help is on the way!

And then do different variations of the same crash 12 times until you get the corner right.

So true! I didn’t realize how small they really were until I saw their car from a few years ago at the NY Auto show.