Is it America’s dick, though?

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

That promo image is almost literally unbelievable. On my hand that would be a one-inch screen.

While we’re waiting on more details, that should give everyone enough time to find a pair of jeweler magnifiers just to be able to see the screen.

I have a Vectrex, too! Want to see that on here?

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

“Keep Austin Weed”

Stick to

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Admittedly, I got a ton of Deadspin shares over from Jalopnik over the years and worked the closest with members of that staff when covering motorsports, but it’s honestly heartwarming to see so many people voice their support for Deadspin’s writers and community through this. 

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

Even putting NXT on Wednesdays is dumb. Every AEW fan who was frustrated with WWE is still a fan of NXT. NXT would get over a million viewers if they weren’t up against AEW. Put NXT on Tuesday’s when it’s not against wrestling and just taking the old Smackdown spot.

Ohhh, you want GOOD decision making...

I’ve been a long time WWE guy (Probably 35 years or so) and AEW may have officially won me over. Aside from Chris Jericho showing his age (and relying on increasingly not funny schtick), and majority of the talent being flippy high spot folks, I have vastly enjoyed the first two Dynamite shows after having no exposure…

But not as many as mosquitos*! So don’t bring your mosquito to school either.

Dearest Mother,