I have been known to devour an entire bag of gummies in one sitting and call it “lunch” or “dinner.” Y’know, the biggish but not huge bags, and (thank goodness) not the sugar free ones.

Hey, Fenati!

Roman Reigns is the number 1 merch mover in the company.

So, he’s popular, even if the vocal minority at TV tapings makes you think otherwise.

And remember, DJ is making $2.5MM this year, while they players are making DON’T YOU EVEN SPEAK OF MONEY YOU UPPITY GOONS. YOU GET AN “EDUCATION.”

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

Now we have trouble...

Ulnar collateral ligament repair Tommy John. I was not aware of the underwear even existing.

Counterpoint: all quarterbacks on an NFL roster should date porn stars. Those on practice squads may settle for exotic dancers.

why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in…

Im a forza guy, ive played them all since motorsport 4 and many other motor games, more towards the sim side of the spectra. However, picked up the original the crew some year after its release on a sale, i just wanted to check it out. Mostly for the bikes. And actually quite fell in love with them. I played countless…

I do need a good place to land after the severance period ends that wants to pay me well, on time and cover basic life things like insurance so I don’t have to think about it. I’d still probably come back here in a heartbeat despite all the drama, but judging by today’s depressing news about layoffs at the Onion, I’m…

Friendship ended with ENTIRE WORLD, now NO ONE is my best friend.

This is still my all time favorite and god I am old

I have no idea who Sameer Deen is but I bet he’s an MBA suckass who doesn’t know anything about his actual product.

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

The really only bad quality about Stef is that she doesn’t know that her duck is a duck, she thinks that it’s a chicken, and that’s just wrong.

I haz a sad :(

I tried, but they wouldn’t take my check!

Stef, I will miss you so very much.  Many Puffalump hugs!