I actually find it beautiful in a form follows function way. It fucking WORKED.

I always add cheese. I got a whopper jr for one of my kids who didn’t want cheese and tried a bite within the last couple of months. It’s actually good without the cheese too! 

Yes, Momo seems like she is being treated quite cruelly. She used to go outside but now doesn’t like it out there.

Good old standby, BTTF DMC

The poor blue Reliant Robin on Mr. Bean. Since the show was all about goofiness, there isn’t a goofier car to suffer the consequences of Rowan Atkinson’s antics with his Mini.

I remember when ATI, makers of video cards, didn’t own ati.com. I was owned by Artificial Turd Industries, purveyors of fake dog poop. They were kind enough to have a banner at the top of the site procaliming “This probably isn’t the ATI you’re looking for” with a link to the video card manufacturer.

Back in the day the phone number 800-IRS-1040 was a phone sex line. (I needed to file very old tax returns) The IRS had to use something else. It’s even worse now with .com .net .org .gov to add.to the confusion.

They literally invented instant pancake mix so I’m glad to hear, but not surprised, that they get it right.

If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

I drop a small dollop of mayo in the mustard along with some salt and pepper and if I have any leftover minced onion, that goes in too. Then I just smear it on the eggs as I eat them. Definitely a deconstructed deviled egg for me and a lot easier because I can take the eggs in a waxed paper bag and the mustard mix in…

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

My wife and I have been married for 11 years, together for 16, and our sex life is currently the best it’s ever been. As mentioned, communication and openness are key. We don’t exactly schedule it a week out, but at this point we are open enough to just say yes, that’s something we are interested in doing that day. We…

yes! thanks for the idea! my go-to for the eggs is fermented calabrian peppers which—yes! but i forget sometimes.

These went on longer than you think, I got my license in 2010 and still had to watch one of these films. It was part of a series called Red Asphalt and we had to get parental permission to watch it, although we couldn’t complete our classroom credit without it.

I see people printing lots of things with PLA and then noticing them sagging and partially melting when the interior gets really hot (like sitting in the sun).

It’s possible that “none of the above” are folks who don’t plan to watch the game. I don’t plan to watch it, and that’s the answer I would have given. 

Great place to visit if you get a chance.

Where I live many restaurants still don’t do dine in, so most fast food places have a long line even at off times. I believe lot of their business is doordash or whatever, probably almost half of it.

My family never encountered a rockbiter in my dad’s 1963 Falcon. Plenty of gremlins and a persistent rattle that the service dept repeatedly either insisted was supposed to be that way or couldn’t hear...no rockbiters.

Pringles? They’re not even potato chips.